TL;DR, looking for:- Women who love the schtick (the one flirty guy)
- Women who barely tolerate the schtick
- Men who love the schtick
- Men who barely tolerate the schtick
- Enbies who love the schtick
- Enbies who - you get the idea
- Fellow workaholics
- Fellow alcoholics
- Kids who steal his lunch money
- people who... love him... 4 the dumbass he is... sorry
ELABORATION FOLLOWS:does your character want to hang out w a grown ass adult who just happens to be a slut? great here's midnight
he loves ladies too much so if you want your lady to be fawned over until her eyes SPIN he's your man
he flirts with men. this is canon. there are no boundaries here
he is, like, both untethered and weirdly grounded as a person, so people who are strait-laced but secretly freaks tend to ping off him. (or honestly, if they have the patience, strait-laced people do tend to eventually notice that his work ethic is impeccable. the dude does not stop working, ever)
he's a joke character in arknights, and the joke is that he caters to beautiful women, but the women currently around him can do everything he can but better, so they won't give him the time of day. unless he asks, and then they'll kick his ass, steal his wallet, and then give him the time of day. it's a good dynamic, i'm always here for it,
he's literally the NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET and canonically a really great listener and the type to really think before he speaks even if what he decides to say is 100% batshit... he's never cruel, he's so gentle
he's just, like, an unrepentant self-absorbed whore so like. there's that
he wants to take care of people so bad... he lets people cry into his dumb slut chest all the time.....he is the c in your h/c dynamic PLEASE LET HIM TAKE CARE OF U...
he does canonically drag people to the gym at midnight (do you get it? do you get it? they call him midnight bc that's when he gets those sick gains) so if ur character needs a gym buddy... or someone to bully them into doing cardio....
also he's great with kids weirdly enough he's going to spoil everyone around him... please... children who bully him in between being very nice is The Vibe
if your character is the type to take care of people also there's room here for that because he canonically like... drops from exhaustion from working too hard and people need to remind him to eat, like he does not sleep or eat well,
probably because he thinks a lot about his mistakes and like the murders he sure did do that he 100% still thinks about even though he tells people he doesn't please protect this stupid as hell himbo from himself he's.... a Mess
but also please bully him idk he deserves it. Midnight's a bitch and i like him SO mcuh
TL;DR (pt2):- Midnight is an actual, honest-to god professional escort of an extremely high class. He was paid to know how to whisk people off their feet, he was paid to know exactly how to keep his distance. His conversational skills are impeccable, and he's a perfect gentleman. If you want baby's first flirting session, he can do that. He will romance a stone.
- He can also transition into more serious conversations if it seems like his partner needs it. He's genuine, sincere, and thoughtful. His job for 20 years was listening to people having a rough day. He was paid extremely well for it. He is perfectly happy to listen.
- WHEN IT COMES TO FWB: Please know that he'll emphasize that he can never, ever make it serious, nor will he procreate. This is something he is immovable on. Casual dates and flings are fine; serious relationships are absolutely off the table. (Feel free to ask him why!)
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